Emily Alford's posts

Since the beginning of feminism, one of the movement’s main goals has obviously been to normalize wealthy women…

When I think of New York Times opinionist David Brooks—which is, happily, almost never—I remember him as the guy…

As a child of the 1990s whose pussy braved the low-rise of early aughts jeans with nary a wisp of protective hair…

For about 15 years now, things sure have been shitty: the housing market collapse, followed by the entirety of the…

Though New York Governor Andrew Cuomo says he has learned his lesson following a recent spate of sexual harassment…

As the highly anticipated Oprah interview of the newly-American Windsor faction draws nigh, the remaining English…

As a journalist, it often falls to me to call someone who knows about a subject, ask them to give me their opinions…

The Bing Bang Bong is going around this Women’s History Month. Have you caught it yet?

The X-Files premiered in 1993, gifting America with our first glimpse of a 25-year-old Gillian Anderson playing…

When I was a very little girl, my first love was just the entire concept of older girls. They weren’t crushes…

As I have long-touted on this very blog, birds are terrible and they should all be canceled. But perhaps none more…

There are just three things I love in this life and, ranked in order of my love, they are butter, mysteries, and…

It’s always truly distressing to see constituents attempt to bully public servants into public servitude with…

Not a ton of good stuff is happening in the U.S. right now, with a truly staggering number covid deaths, vaccine…

How lovely it must be to provide medical advice to Gwyneth Paltrow. All that is required, I’m assuming, is a white…

In 1996, when an 18-year-old Fiona Apple was wrapping up work on her seminal debut album, Tidal, executives from…

It hasn’t been terribly long since the Senate heard evidence that the rioters at the January 6 insurrection breeched…

Like any person with eyes, ears, and proper ventricular function, I have been in love with Gillian Anderson since…

Be it an overabundance of grey wigs or a contestant who seems to have brought nothing but a suitcase full of…

Despite not having children, I have gathered that the overwhelming sentiment around education in corona-times is…