Dec 22
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Dr. Anthony Fauci, the man who has spent the better part of a year begging Americans to please wear a mask and stay…
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Dec 22
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An American teenager who flew to the Cayman Islands from Georgia in order to shit all over the nation’s quarantine…
Dec 22
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As we come within a stone’s throw of one year since all non-dickheaded people began covering their blowholes and…
Dec 18
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This week, New York Magazine’s pop culture vertical, Vulture, kicked off a series intended to celebrate the films of…
Dec 17
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President-elect Joe Biden has announced that Deb Haaland, a first-term Congressional representative from New Mexico,…
Dec 16
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The Daily Mail has managed to track down Matthew Barnett, who allegedly raped Daisy Coleman, subject of the…
Dec 15
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After Vice reported that attorney Jeffrey Toobin, something of a legal celebrity with gigs at CNN, bestsellers, and…
Dec 14
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Last Friday, Joseph Epstein, a salty former adjunct at Northwestern University, published an op-ed in the Wall…
Dec 11
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It is said that when one assumes, one makes an ass of “u” and “me,” but assuming that the “340 Cipher,” the infamous…
Dec 11
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The Museum of English Rural Life, located in Reading, England has the only good Twitter account and is likely the…
Dec 10
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Rudolph Giuliani, the man you may recognize as the hair dye sweating goon currently collecting $20,000 a day to…
Dec 10
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As the end of the Trump reign looms, the administration seems to be focusing on two things only: Pretending the…
Dec 10
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Everyone sleeps alone. One might go to bed with a partner or friend or stranger, but no one ever truly sleeps with…
Dec 9
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Because time is now a thin current that slides away while only the reliable eternity of the Drag Race multiverse…
Dec 8
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The primary point of Elf on a Shelf, to my childless understanding, is that the elf acts as a sort of “eyes of Dr.…
Dec 7
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In the 1930s, Proctor and Gamble, perhaps unwittingly, changed serialized storytelling forever by sponsoring dramas…
Dec 7
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Melinda Coleman, whose daughter Daisy was the subject of the Netflix documentary Audrie and Daisy, died by suicide…
Dec 4
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It’s the time of year when white YA writers like to engage in vitriolic Twitter wars that expose biases, necessitate …
Dec 3
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When I was but a wee babe, missing a blockbuster in the movie theater meant waiting a full year (or what felt like a…