Happy New Year From These Chef Cats

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Happy New Year and good luck sleeping off that hangover. No matter how exhausted you are, do not let your cats make you breakfast. Cats are very bad at breakfast, and your omelet will be full of hair.


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Happy New Year’s to you. Pictorial was a bright spot and a wonderful palate cleanser when the rest of the news was all too bleak. Thank you. Here’s to more brilliant blasts from the past in the future.