This Bachelorette Party Fuckin Sucks

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According to the caption: “Circa 1450, A group of ladies in the grounds of a castle watching one of their number as she prepares to shoot a stag with a bow and arrow.” But a closer look—check the lady on the right holding that main bitch’s train—reveals that it ought to read something more like, “Attendants grow increasingly annoyed at being forced to spend their day at the shooting range.”

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Even that stag, who’s definitely about to die, is looking at these women like, “Damn, sucks for you guys.” The only question is who was madder at the girl in the purple wearing the only flower crown—the bride or the maid of honor?


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“Eleanor, did I not telleth thee that the fletchings shalt be crimson?”

“’Tis more fitting with your white gown, Elizabeth.”

“Did I asketh mine maid-of-honor her opinion? ‘Tis my day, Eleanor. Now go change into thine ugly dress I hath chosen for thee.”