Vintage Sewing Patterns With Funny Captions Will Make You Crack Up

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Vintage sewing patterns, like so much of fashion, often feature very strangely posed models engaged in inexplicable behaviors and interactions. Well, someone has finally collected a bunch of spectacular examples and slapped captions on 'em, speculating about what's really going on.

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The result is the Tumblr McCalls Pattern Behavior, by Natalie Kossar, and it is very funny. (h/t Bustle and everyone else on the Internet.) For instance:

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Illustration for article titled Vintage Sewing Patterns With Funny Captions Will Make You Crack Up
Illustration for article titled Vintage Sewing Patterns With Funny Captions Will Make You Crack Up

Check it out. Just don't blame me if you decide hey actually I maybe do need a closet full of handmade vintage aprons or something.

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sewistchick
SewistChick

I have to admit I was unpleasantly surprised at the casual racism and homophobia on there. If you want to see this sort of thing done without the 'faggot' or 'look, a black person' jokes, then try A Dress A Day, or Male Pattern Boldness.

I never thought I'd end up posting an 'I'm butthurt about something everyone else thinks is funny' comment, but reading this right after the reddit racism post was just a little too jarring.