Wow, Look at All These Beautiful Ancient Rings That Should Belong to Me

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Image: Hansons

A collection of 54 rings—Greek, Roman, Byzantine, Viking, and medieval in origin—is coming up for auction. They look great and I need to own all of them.

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The BBC pointed the way to this sale, at Hanson Auctioneers in the UK. “These rings are between 2,200 and 1,800 years old and many are exceptional and extremely rare,” explained James Brenchley, the company’s head of the Ancient Art, Antiquities and Classical Coins department. Apparently they were all collected by an engineer in the 1950s and 1960s, who clearly had a very good eye for a nice piece of bling.

Frankly, I’ve just really got to have this 4th to 1st Century BC East Greek Hellenistic gold ring with cabochon garnets, which was “crafted in the time after the death of Alexander the Great in the context of events such as the wars of the Diadochi, which ended in 275 BC, witnessing the fall of Argead and Antipatrid dynasties; The Cretan war between the Macedonians and alliance led by Rhodes in 221-179 BC and the Ptolemaic period in Egypt where Macedonian Greeks ruled Egypt.”

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Illustration for article titled Wow, Look at All These Beautiful Ancient Rings That Should Belong to Me
Image: Hansons

Yup, gotta have it! I also need this Roman ring from the 2nd century AD “with carnelian intaglio bust of Vibia Sabina, the wife of Emperor Hadrian.”

Illustration for article titled Wow, Look at All These Beautiful Ancient Rings That Should Belong to Me
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Brenchley explained that it “features a finely inscribed bust of Empress Vibia Sabina with elaborate hairstyle and chlamys over her shoulders. It would have been worn by a high-status individual within the Roman empire.”

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And now, it should be worn by me, a high-status individual in my own mind.

Senior Editor, Attic Haunter, Jezebel

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Okay, you’ve got great taste, but you can’t have the cabochon garnets because they’re MINE. This is because I had a very similar costume crap version in the eighties, and had very strong opinions as a child about the Macedonian Greek rule of Egypt (long story short: very sure-of-myself, twelve-year-old assertions that the Greeks were BAD and Alexander was a spoiled brat and Cleopatra was NOT EGYPTIAN and not even remotely as cool as Hatshepsut—and no awareness that pitting women against each other, across centuries even, was a problem ;-) ). I am obviously therefore the rightful white plunderer of this loot.